Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic
The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.
For example
The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.
For example
Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic
Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?
Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback
Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?
Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?
Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback
Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?
by Preperation Aitch July 15, 2011
The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.
depressed person: im miserable
psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression
depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities
psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure
depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up
psychiatrist: um...i dunno
psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression
depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities
psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure
depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up
psychiatrist: um...i dunno
by Shadow Creator October 11, 2007
A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)
by psychoticvoid January 12, 2021
With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.
Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.
by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020
A clinic's ramble is a term referring to an insane (diagnosed, -clinic- or not.) persons ramble about something. Could be about anything, nothing in particular.
Friend 1: "Hey man, where were you? You've been gone for an hour!"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was listening to a clinic's ramble."
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was listening to a clinic's ramble."
by Cheese/Cb May 22, 2023
A clinic's ramble is a term that refers to an insane (diagnosed/clinic or not.) person's ramble. Could be about anything, nothing in particular.
Friend 1: "Hey man, where have you been? You've been gone for an hour!"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was listening to a clinic's ramble."
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was listening to a clinic's ramble."
by Cheese/Cb May 22, 2023
A condition in which the sufferer thinks they are turning into a plush toy or a doll like a Beanie Bopper and expresses desire to live like a typical doll or toy you would expect a little girl to have. Sometimes it reverts their mind to an immature or infantile state which makes them act like a toddler or a baby akin to infantilism.
Clive panted as he raved about how he felt he was turning into a teddy bear, he had Clinical Plushcanthropy and he had to be sent to the asylum.
by MM132 June 28, 2014