cowmouflage

fat girl posting pictures on myspace/facebook, etc.. as to make themself look skinny.

man, what a cute girl, she digs me..... "dude that's total cowmouflage right there."

by streaker May 20, 2008

camoflage

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

Camouflage

Unlock and use Reaper Drone after 15 kills to be able to see the meaning.

The word camouflage has a hidden meaning.

by Some kind of Newspeak July 28, 2019

work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT August 31, 2015

Glamouflage

Any camouflage that is not a natural color. IE Blue, Red, Pink, and other obnoxious colors.

Glamorous Camouflage

Hey you see that guy in the blue glamouflage coat?

Yeah it's ugly.

by scinnah November 29, 2011

Camouflage

IDK what it is but I've read that the military uses it a lot

Friend: bro you know what camouflage is?
You: no I've never seen it but the military likes it so it must be good

by brosb4hoes4life September 11, 2020