City Ape

A fat middle aged man living in a big city with a poor internet connection

Example 1:
I would come play Fortnite with you but my internet connection is horrible. Yes, I am a City Ape.

Example 2:
Tom: Hey Hank! Download this cool video game!
Hank: OK, it is going to take 8 hours though.
Tom: What? How?
Hank: My download speed is 500 kbps even though i'm living in the city. My ISP sucks and i'm going to sue them.
Tom: That makes you a City Ape!

by UnknownMerma April 1, 2019

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The city of England

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic

ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty

by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

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Related Words

Cityboy • Citygirl • City • citrus • citizen • citch • Citlali • city slicker • cite • citiot

Panama City Pool Party

When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.

Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!

Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!

Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro

by Mista krabs March 20, 2020

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A man has fallen into the river in lego city

part of the lego city rescue helicopter commercial

A man has fallen into the river in lego city! H E Y! start the rescue helicopter.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

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blackout city

The place you end up after a heavy night of drinking. Looking back you only remember the first half of the night.

It's friday night! Blackout city here I come!

by Shann481 March 28, 2007

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Maser City

A now defunct Godzilla site and at the time mildly infamous message board that was run by a gang of mentally ill sociopaths who were never as smart as they thought they were. It pretty much stopped being relevant after Godzilla: Final Wars came out. The domain was repurchased and now mysteriously redirects to Toho Kingdom, their hated rivals.

Maser City hasn't been on anyone's mind since they pulled their idiotic April Fools Day joke in 2005.

by ShinCookie August 10, 2016

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