Christ-Con

To go hypocritically religious on people, with hateful, shaming or judgmental comments.

The governor went Christ-Con in a press conference about drag queen performances in front of children.

A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.

Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.

Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.

by dborlando May 17, 2023

Christ in a Coke bottle!!

Similar to "Holy crap!", "Jesus Christ!",
or "What the hell?!"

"Christ in a Coke bottle!! Grandpa pissed himself again!"

by Highwizard December 19, 2008

Christ McGod

An interjection, used as a possible alternative to "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ".

Christ McGod! You killed my father and lied about it!
Why do you keep doing that? Christ McGod!

by Ba'Ra'Ck Hu'Ss"Ei'N O'Ba'Ma May 23, 2009

Christ On A Bike

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005

Christ on a cracker

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

by Jennni December 3, 2019

Christ-less-mas

what godless heathens and various marketing departments have turned Christmas into by removing all traces of Jesus Christ from the matter. one can tell who celebrates which holiday by looking at decorations in the home. often angels will be replaced by snowmen; pictures of Jesus will be replaced by Santa Claus; and "silent night" will be replaced by "grandma got run over by a reindeer" on the cd player.

Atheist: that's a funny looking gingerbread house. what's with the little people?
Christian: ...? that's a Nativity scene. it's a symbol of what Christmas is all about. how can you not know that?
Atheist: oh. i don't believe in Jesus, but I'll gladly piss on your traditions to get a present. I'll celebrate the secular holiday "Christ-less-mas".

by ChainBelt December 21, 2008