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Chris

Chris's are quite average people, they are the fattest NPCs. They don't talk much, don't do much and spend most of their time just standing there.
That kid is such a NPC, he's such a Chris
by unknown man11111 November 7, 2022
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Chris

A very smart, loving, understanding yet adventorous person, who also seeks the best in people and never lets the judgement or actions of others get them out of character. Also describes a person who's very conscious and aware of BS when it is sensed.
Chris was one of the best to be born.
by Christopher Louis Ashley "CLA" December 20, 2016
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Chris

Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.
“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”
by ThatBobbyBitch February 13, 2021
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Chris' are Gamer fuckbois. Usually can be found moping around after being banned from their obsessions with bbc.
Tom: where's chris its gamer weekend?
Brad: probably got banned for saying some gay nibba shit.
by Timahh July 7, 2019
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Chris

A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.
Wow. He is so much fun to hang out with! He must be a Chris!
by Lizzy aka myranda February 23, 2009
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Best name ever reserved only for pimps and direct decedents of god himself
yo dude last night Chris fucked 3 girls at once it was off the hook
by big pimp48646489 January 10, 2009
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chris

the name for the most absolutely perfect man in the entire world,he makes you want to spend the rest of ur life with him every time he speaks to you and he makes the stupidest things hillarious,usually comes with a super sexxy tanned body,a hot aussie accent,beautiful blue eyes,perfect lips, a GIGANTIC COCK and a cute lisp to top it all off,tends to have great jobs like scientist or kangaroo racer and will soon be married more than likely,if you find a chris,NEVER LET HIM GO
i love chris,he is absolutely pefect,im gonna marry him,i swear
by sammyluvsaussieboy July 22, 2012
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