Certified Justin

When a play is so cracked, that it is nothing short of the internet sensation “My friend Justin”.

Andrew- “That play was cracked, definitely certified Justin”
Austin- *Moans aggressively*

by Idk lmao name December 18, 2020

certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

by lildaywalker November 17, 2009

Certified STEPPAH

Known for killing people, a person who kills people, the person who is recognized for shooting first and asking questions later.

Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!

Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!

by Shootahdcpassion August 14, 2019

Certified Deviant

The guy in my Spanish class that looks like hes plotting 24/7

The guy in my spanish class is a certified deviant.

by MushyGrape May 09, 2023

Street Certified

A person, place, or thing that has been tested and approved by the hood. In order to be "Street Certified" one must have done criminal activity, sold drugs, or witnessed a crime and not snitch. Rules associated with Street Certified include, no snitching, fuck twelve, making money doing illegal activity.

Brad didn't tell the police I was with him when he was arrested. He is street certified

by No talking June 20, 2018

AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)

“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”

by AFA Certified November 29, 2019

certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer February 19, 2016