Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the cell phone behavior mug.The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"
Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."
Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"
Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)
Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)
Katey: "It's not enough."
Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"
And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.
loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."
Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"
Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)
Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)
Katey: "It's not enough."
Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"
And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.
loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
Get the Cell Phone mug.The horn of a car.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.
"Dude, man.. Whoever is in front of apartment A needs to lay off his Mexican cell phone. It's 6:30a.m. That shit is annoying!"
by U. Dontneedthat May 4, 2008
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I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.
While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.
The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.
Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.
The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.
Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006
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Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
Get the Cell Phone Standard Time mug.Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
Get the cell phone mug.{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?
{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!
{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}
{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!
{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}
{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
by Telephony July 9, 2014
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