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Celery Spout

When you need to drain the cum from someone’s bum. Stick a stalk of celery up the bum and watch it pour slowly out like a maple tree.
You look like you need a celery spout, honey.
by MackyD-FD March 31, 2022
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Celery party

Man I heard Josh went to a celery party last night.
by Raunchycatdog January 30, 2019
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Celery Muncher

A crazy climate change activist, or someone who goes vegan or vegetarian “for the planet”, and who can’t take a hint that no one else wants to talk to them about it. A more annoying tree hugger.
Jesus, would Sarah shut up already?

Yeah, she’s such a celery muncher.
by frenchbake September 28, 2023
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Mr. Celery

For the tacky but lovable Wilmington Blue Rocks in Delaware, (division A minor league baseball team), its the mascot that runs out on the field whenever the Blue Rocks score a run at home. His theme song is "Song 2" by Blur, aka the rock song that goes WOO HOO.
"Dude, the blue rocks just scored! Here comes that loser Mr. Celery, but he's the cooooooolest."
by Yeah buddyyyyyy August 16, 2011
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celery sticking

when giving a blow job you use your thumb to massage the part under the balls (taint) until you feel the area that feels similar to a celery stick.
“if you’re giving a blow job, try celery sticking his taint, makes them cum fast.”
by EmmaX3 June 5, 2018
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celery man

When you're a hard working man at a 9 to 5 job, but your salary is low and you subsist on celery.
When it comes to my job, I'm not a salary man... I'm a celery man.
by Jean-Luc Picard... June 7, 2019
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carrots and celery

carrots and celery are the best snacks in the world!!!! U MUST EAT WITH RANCH DRESSING/DIP or else they are gross
carrots and celery being eaten by a bunny
by prettiep October 22, 2008
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