The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:
We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.
Its going to rain.
Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.
He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.
Its going to rain.
Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.
He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
by Fearman March 31, 2008
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CATASM
• catastrofuck
• catastrophe
• Catsmeow
• catass
• Catamaran
• catamite
• Catamount
• catastrophuck
• catism
When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
by heroditus August 25, 2006
Get the catastrophic sexual transmutation mug.A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.
by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008
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Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
Get the Cottage Cheese Catastrophe mug.A euphemism for the act of "motorboating" a woman's outer labia/labium, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
by Spuddy4u May 14, 2011
Get the Catamaran mug.Nickname given to Claude Cattermole Pirbright, from PG Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster stories.
How you get 'Catsmeat' from 'Claude Cattermole Pirbright', however, I have no clue.
How you get 'Catsmeat' from 'Claude Cattermole Pirbright', however, I have no clue.
Bertie: It is because the Code of the Woosters is stricter than the Code of the Catsmeats. One must never open a telegraph addressed to another.
by PleaseFreezeMe May 9, 2005
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