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bonkeye

one eye being straight the other being at weird angle
"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"
by tro23 October 22, 2006
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Bonkaan Kes

Origins: Goan Konkani.

Meaning: 1) Person with lots of hair around the asshole.

2) Hair in the arse. Could also mean an irritant, like the one hair that gets in to the anal canal and irritates like hell.

Used as an expression to tell someone not to be arrogant, or as a phrase to belittle someone.

Some may wonder why should this be an expletive, because there is nothing unnatural about having hair in the bum.

However, if one puts it in context, i.e. the fact that white European Portuguese who ruled Goa for 400 years had less hair around their assholes. Traits of the dominating race always become aspirational in nature. Thus, local Goans - dark skinned and hairy - verbally abused one another by calling them a dirty hairy person (as opposed to being a White European and hairless person).

Hence this phrase, which is very unique to Goa, with no parallel found anywhere else in India, not even among the mixed bred Anglo-Indians.
1) Konaak Bom Marta? Tujhe Bonkaan Kes! (Who are you shouting at? Your a hairy-asshole person).

2) Get Lost you dumb idiot. Tujhe Bonkaa Kes!

3) Tho ek Bonkaan Kes re. (He is a hair (subs. pain) in the ass! - rare usage
by Humblybob March 31, 2009
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Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.
Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.
by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014
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bonk! atomic punch

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2

when used scout will drink it and then be invincible for 8 seconds
however during this time scout can not attack or capture any objective
when the effect ends the damage he would have taken is turned into a slowdown effect
scout: ill go distract the sentry nest
team: how? you will just die
scout: ill use the bonk! atomic punch
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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Dream Bonk Cult

A group of people on Pony Town that are a Dream cult (DreamWasTaken, the Minecraft Youtuber)

It got created on the 19th of June, somewhere around 12 PM EST. There were around 4 people dressed as Dream. When more people came, one of them created a Discord server for the group. A few minutes later, they marched for the first time, and as days pass, there are more and more of them.

if you're one of them i love you
I was playing Pony Town when I suddenly saw a group of Dreams. They called themselves the Dream Bonk Cult and were really epic
by idiot the bonk June 21, 2020
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Horny bonk

What you get when you're horny
Person A:I feel Horny
Person B:*Horny bonk*Bro it's NNN You can't
by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS February 21, 2022
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go bonkers

She would go bonkers is she'd known he is cheating on her.
by kk_ww April 3, 2011
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