buzzen

A highly annoying yet narcotic-inducing chat server that turns everyday normal people to psychotic chat nerds.

I was about to go to work but I felt the need to go chat in buzzen and waste away 4 hours of my life.

by el pwnz joo January 11, 2009

buzzfeed liberal

A privileged person who calls out other people for not being sensitive enough because they dont share his/her views based solely on what buzzfeed describes as cool or acceptable. They get triggered and offended by anything that might contradict their own point of view and will always find silly things to whin about while doing nothing to fix real issues

"Mark insists that talking about trans people when you are not one of them is unacceptable . He is such a brainwashed buzzfeed liberal"

"I'm tired of Noura pretending to see oppression of minorities everywhere like a true buzzfeed liberal."

by keft May 24, 2017

Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Buzzed Up

To indicate a level of intoxication well beyond buzzed (aka moderately intoxicated), but several drinks (assuming an aggressive pace) short of being unaware nor rightly held responsible for inadvertently passing out and falling through the plate glass shower door to the horror of your husband and children or similar situations involving commonly overlooked "death traps" present in most households.

A reference point indicating you like to party and make no apologies for doing so, typically in cavalier fashion unaware or indifferent to being labeled obtuse, if not off-putting; when you become one with the party and, as it courses through you, exhibit confidence that is not consistent with overall relevance and credibility.

The point at which high level of confidence become blinding; when carrying seemingly simple and "genius" plans that may prove debatable are encouraged.

Baby, seriously- please stop saying that. I'm NOT completely wasted? I already told you I'm a little "buzzed up" from a celebration in the office. Is feeling a little loose a federal offense, again. Damn. . zzzzzzzzzzzz . . . Huh, lipstick on my boxers, what? That's outrageous. Just go back to sleep. . . .... I said give me those. Seriously.

by Jerriam-Web$ter's August 25, 2010

buzzed

If your not completly drunk after drinking, but you still feel a bit drunk, than your buzzed.
It's another way to say tipsy

"Are you drunk?"
"Nah, I'm just buzzed"

by RIL2 June 4, 2008

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021