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Butt-Facetime

Sorry, I butt-FaceTimed you. My bad.
by Be a man March 4, 2024
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Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.
Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?
by J409 September 15, 2025
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monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.
I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.
by bbl2k April 3, 2009
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buttface miscreant

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls
rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?
by team jess January 9, 2022
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buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016
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buttface

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016
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buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
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