Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

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Burgle

Showing up somewhere without being invited for example a wedding.

by Minniexox.p March 27, 2023

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When your'e about to do something involving "Burglary". But you want to evade cops listening.

Friend 1: Hey would you like to do some Burgle?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!

by BurgleMan November 8, 2023

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To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

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A term used in the Yuba City/Marysville area of California referencing an alcoholic beverage, mainly Beer.

"Bob said he was going to go to 7-11 and get some burgle snouts for tonight. You game?"

by Reo Omega May 15, 2007

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