Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Burgle

When your'e about to do something involving "Burglary". But you want to evade cops listening.

Friend 1: Hey would you like to do some Burgle?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!

by BurgleMan November 8, 2023

Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Urgle Burgle

A word said when you are mad at someone, something, or can't get that stupid nail to go in.

"URGLE BURGLE!", Jack yelled when he hammered his thumb.

by A guy with a fun imagination November 2, 2020

Burgle

Showing up somewhere without being invited for example a wedding.

She burgled the wedding

by Minniexox.p March 27, 2023