Burgle

Showing up somewhere without being invited for example a wedding.

by Minniexox.p March 27, 2023

When your'e about to do something involving "Burglary". But you want to evade cops listening.

Friend 1: Hey would you like to do some Burgle?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!

by BurgleMan November 8, 2023

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

A term used in the Yuba City/Marysville area of California referencing an alcoholic beverage, mainly Beer.

"Bob said he was going to go to 7-11 and get some burgle snouts for tonight. You game?"

by Reo Omega May 15, 2007

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023