Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

La Brezza

The habitat in which only the world's most sexual, filthy, ape, cracked erotic escorts and amative testosterone men reside. Known for its loud and crazy parties and go-go dancers. Only the elite of Santa Barbara City College students are allowed to live here.

This morning I woke up in La Brezza next to a girl wearing nothing but go-go boots, scrapes on my legs and the bed was filled with raisins.

by GioDanks AunaMama February 9, 2010

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

bruzz

a really cool word that is used to talk to your friends

"Hey bruzz, how are youuuu"

"Just wait a minute bruzz"

"cyndi totally started bruzzing before tyson"

by see;why;enn;dee;eye July 7, 2008

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

bruzman

A cross between bro (brother) cuz (couin) and man this word can be used when referring to a very close friend

Oiii bruzman how ya dooin?

by G4RSTANG January 9, 2011

buzzards

the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning

a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.

b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.

Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.

by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013