A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better
My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.
by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019
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That Tony was a bruiser, he'd get knocked down and bounce right back up, then he knock em down and they'd never stand up.
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Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
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Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.
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