BRALEN

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. bralen is so fucking cute and delicious. his smile shines brighter than his diamond earrings, which his jawline could cut! Every girl wants to be with him and his friendship is a staple of popularity. He’s athletic, smart, talented, and overall an amazing person...the FULL package. He’s so fucking cool!! His body is beautiful and his abs are rock hard. Besides being a total ladies man he’s an amazing friend and is always there for you when you need him most. If you ever turn down a Bralen, it’s your lost because he’s one of a fucking kind.

girl one: omg did you see Bralen today?

girl two: yesssss! He’s so beautiful!!

by Hannah bananah June 19, 2019

Wet Bruce to the face

An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.

Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.

by MANIMAL! June 21, 2011

Martin Luther King Boulevard

If you are white, your are on the wrong road.

The comedian Chris Rock famously advised, 'If a friend calls you on the telephone and says they're lost on Martin Luther King Boulevard and they want to know what they should do, the best response is ‘Run!’

by Woogy March 31, 2008

Briley

Briley is a drop, dead gorgeous girl who is willing to stand up for what she believes in and will stop at nothing to get what she wants she is very caring and loving and very sweet she always there for her friends and has a need for eating food and throwing half of it away she doesn't mess around when people mess with her if you bite her she bites back but if you have her as your girlfriend you may be the luckiest guy standing on the earth soil but all out Briley is perfect

is that Briley? I wish she could be mine

by Matthew pilight January 24, 2019

bruce lee

Philopher and martial artist. Founder of JKD. The first asian man to make it big in hollywood, despite his fame coming after his death. Contrary to the belief of a few idiots, he was actually a real-life fighter. However, his actual fighting style was more upright than the movie style he performed. He also took quite a few hits and wouldn't take on hundreds of people at once.

Bruce lee ruled.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Bruce leein'

When someone is taking a hit from a large bong as well as fighting a single or multiple assailants, all at once. Ganjudo is a technique from this same style of fighting

In Enter the Dragon you can see Bruce was Bruce leein' while hitting a four footer during his fight with Kareem Abdul Jabbar

by Nintendo Shmishmendo May 28, 2009

Bruce the Bug

An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"

"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"

by Junky_Mark September 26, 2020