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brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.
"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.
by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008
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Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.
by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009
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BOTAFA

An acronym that stands for "Big Ole Titties And a Fat Ass".

Thought to have been invented by bored Submarine Sailors in the U.S. Navy during a random bullshit session.

Used whenever a desirable female is witnessed as a way to discreetly (or indiscreetly) compliment how great of a body she has, and due to it being a lesser known acronym, is usually appropriate to yell or speak in her direction so your buddies will agree and a chorus of "BOTAFA!" will arise.
A really hot girl walks out of a store across the street.

Guy: "Damn, now THAT is BOTAFA!!"
Other guys: "BOOOOTAAAFFAAAA!!!"
Girl: "What's that mean?"
by Jorrg December 27, 2007
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Brotanical Gardens

A place where bros can walk around and take in nature as they discuss Dave Matthews Band and drink Natty Light.
'Hey bromigo, wanna go out to the brotanical gardens before we bro down tonight?'

'Yeah bro! We'll go brotanamo bay on that shit! Lemme get my croakies.'
by senojnayr November 20, 2011
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bootak

The area between your booty and your back.
1. My friend Petunia got a dog bite on her bootak.

2. Wow, look at the sexy bootak on that chick!
by MonkeyDog08 February 22, 2009
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Botarte

adj - a person/being/object that is extremely cool.
The Viet King is so botarte ;D
by babie v. November 15, 2009
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botaniholic

One who is addicted to gardening, growing flowers, working in the yard, and encouraging others to do the same. Will forgo other activities, including family outings, eating, sleep, etc. to be able to work with plants and flowers.
Mike spent hundreds of dollars to work in the yard this weekend while his family went to Disneyland. He must be a botaniholic.
by GlockLover May 22, 2010
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