charles bronson

The best actor to have ever lived. Who starred in kick ass movies such as Death Wish 1-5, Murphy's Law, and the Magnificent Seven

Charles Bronson could kick the shit out of Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, and Matt Damon with his eyes closed.

by JunkYardJimbo88 August 31, 2005

Charles Bronson

The ultimate badass.

A great actor who starred in such films as The Magnificent Seven, Death Wish, Violent City, Once Upon a Time in the West, Hard Times and others. Watch Charles Bronson's to see badassery at it's best.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba October 10, 2005

Chugging a Bronson

The act of engaging in oral sex between two or more bros. Additionally, this phrase can be used to denote any form of sexual contact between said bros.

"Hey CJ, I had a great time chugging a bronson with you last night!" said Steve.
"Yeah!!! That was super!" replied CJ.

by LAX BROnson! September 4, 2010

Bronson rock

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.

That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench

by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008

action bronson

A cunning linguist spitting nothing but dirt dope slaps and slumpers.
*Shouts to Al, Body, & May.

"...yo you catch that new Action Bronson?"

by blamerss September 6, 2017

cooter bronson

Just another word for your vagina

I have a big fat cooter Bronson.

by Cooterbronsonowner September 10, 2023

Bronson, Florida

A town with one traffic light. The only words of inspiration here are "git-r-done". What's for dinner? Well hell, you best bet beef or deer. Things are done a little differently in Bronson, Florida. We fix everything with duct tape and think trash is treasure.

Only in Bronson, Florida will you find ghetto rednecks.

by killerbanana December 23, 2010