Broner

An erection, or great joy attained by any heterosexual male, as a direct result of something that his buddy (or "Bro") says, does, or shows him. A Broner can also be attained by any man as a direct result of his favorite sports teams performance, comentators talking about said teams dominance, and highlight reels of said sports team.
Every time Dan tells me about his sexual conquests with strippers, I get such a broner!

When (insert favorite RB's name here) had that 92 yard Touchdown run lastnight, I got a massive broner!
by Owen David November 30, 2011
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a random boner while with all males, in some cases ruins relationships with guy friends.
I was hanging out with Kevin and got a broner, he hasn't talked to me in weeks.
by travlax April 25, 2009
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Broner

When you are chillin' with your bros and you get a little to excited, causing you to get a boner (or raging jimmy).
"Man when I was playing video games with the bros i got like fifty headshots, and it made me so excited that i got a broner!"
by Broseph Broski August 28, 2008
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A person who simultaneously a stereotypical "bro" as well as a stereotypical stoner.
My friend Collin is such a broner; he's got hippie hair, a three-day beard, Abercrombie clothes, and a sideways upside down visor. He pretty much lives off of creatine shakes and jagermeister, constantly works out at the gym, and he still manages to smoke an eighth a day... such a broner.
by mrrrrow? February 01, 2013
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Broner

1. A verb/noun that describes an adult male who masturbates to the children's show "My Little Pony" and gets a boner at the sight of a animated pony. (

2. An American professional boxer and also an occasional rapper.
1. The fuck? That sicko has a total broner!

2 My favorite boxer has got to be Adrien Broner.
by Teddy Engivelt June 12, 2014
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Broner

Getting an erection while hanging out with your bros, with no homosexual origin.
Dude, I totally got a broner at Aaron's house the other day!
by LAWDINUM June 17, 2010
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A mental "erection" achieved through things that would interest the most general of men, usually gained through events that only a man, or "bro", would love.
The way that dude killed that other guy with a crossbow gave me a raging broner.
by King Droxie January 15, 2011
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