Broner

Bro boner

A woman-one walks by you and your bro
Upon brofisting, either one of you exclaims "bro! I totally have a broner!"

by johkabu October 20, 2010

Broner

A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

by NattyIceKing April 2, 2011

Broner

When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions

it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.

by bababababam July 2, 2011

Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010

Broner

When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.

Johnson: the other day i space docked this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag.
Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.

by ScrewgongTheDugong November 3, 2008

broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

by Delongpre Dannon February 7, 2007

broner

An erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they sexual or just plain impressive.

“Dude, I saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner."

Abbreviation: Brone

by Garrick Douche' November 2, 2009