stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

by Balter Black September 19, 2016

little bollocks

An annoying bastard of a runt. The phrase should be used for the implication of the offender having, and being, 'little bollocks'. A favourite with adults bollocking children.......especially in Ireland (apparantly).

'ah go on, shut up! you little bollocks!'

'fuck off you little bollocks!'

'go fuck yourself with your little bollocks!'

Jeff: does he have big bollocks?
Jamie: No, he has little bollocks. he's a little bollocks shite.

by Kate Douglas October 4, 2006

Tom-Bolla

An invisible man that follows you around and is only dangerous if you remember that he exists. His name derives from when I mentioned a tombola randomly and someone asked "Who's Tom bola?" which was soon converted into the Tom-Bolla or 'Tom Bolla' name form. The fact that he is invisible implies his lack of clothing. If Tom-Bolla wears clothes you can see him.

Did you just hear a Tom-Bolla trap go off?

by Venion October 23, 2007

slosh boll

When a guy's douchebag level is so high that he is regarded by many as constantly "sloshing balls" around in his mouth.

You know that douchebag Josh?" "You mean slosh boll?

by How Many Miles Per Malin May 15, 2011