Britain's Got Talent

A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday Prime-Time viewers.

Person 1: I was watching Britain's Got Talent last night!
Person 2: Fag.

by ISayRawr! April 24, 2010

Broken Britain

A phrase coined by people (and usually associated with the BNP) who are fed up of Britain becoming more and more politically correct, or identifying failing aspects of society caused by the government, such as education or the legal system.

"Did you know you can't sing baa baa black sheep anymore, it's baa baa rainbow sheep, that's broken Britain for ya!"

"Have you seen how much the university tuition fees have gone up this year? Broken Britain!"

by Babeekwa April 4, 2010

Brittiny

One of a kind . She has admiration for activities. Super generous . Little bit of outside attitude . She is beautiful with a nice figure

Hope : Omg is that brittiny ?
Janna : It totally is ! She fits everything a brittiny is !

by seattlebabe_. October 29, 2018

Little Britain

A great show. I do really like it but there is a bad point, one I don't think Matt Lucas thought about. The endless quotes. If I heard one more "Yeah, but no, but" or "ano" or "Dust, Dust anyone" i may just have to rip there fucking heads off and destroy them!

Simon (Train Boy): You see Little Britain last night?"
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*

by Nick D November 10, 2004

Miss Britting

Calling old memes new. Often used by teachers who think that they're hip at Calvary Chapel High School.

Miss Mary: "I like all your cool new fads such as YOLO and doge"
Jake: "What are you talking about?"

Landon: "She's just Miss Britting by discussing what she thinks is cool, but failing at it!"

by Secretguy22 May 8, 2019

put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country

Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020

britini

To describe a woman who is simply breathtakingly beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. 7 billion smiles in this world and hers is my favorite. She is my dream, my passion, the love of my life. There comes a time in ones life when you meet someone and all you want to do is make them smile for the rest of your life. She is my someone.

So I'm walkin' down the block, think about that girl Britini
Knowin' that I'm goin' to the club to get tipsy
If I step out of line, would she soon forget me
I don't know I'm dazed and confused like a hippie

by JamesWells June 18, 2017