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jar jar boinks

man, jar jar boinks is an asshole, he sold out the entire Confederation and the Republic to that sith asshat chanselor, what a jar jar boinks.
by theoldmanman March 14, 2013
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brings nothing to the table

A person or thing with absolutly no redeeming qualities. While others are interesting or have stories to tell a person who brings nothing to the table simply drags others down.
Seth Weiner is the classic example of someone who brings nothing to the table be it talking nonstop about phish or smoking weed like it is his last day on earth
by The harsh reality May 30, 2005
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Jar Jar Binks faded

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.
That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.
by Sir H.C. Eloot'o February 18, 2009
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White bricks

1.Stack of cocaine.

2.Trae's "White brick" single featuring Young Jeezy & Lil Boss
"Sittin' on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape, thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake."
by purpleurple August 3, 2007
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jar jar binks is a sith

Jar jar is the ultimate with lord so jar jar binks is a sith!!
by thecanadianninja September 24, 2018
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Pile of bricks

Used to describe someone's house, not necassarily in a bad way
Nice pile of bricks you live in.
by Nix & BL June 21, 2001
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Shitting bricks

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014
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