Someone who takes giant balls to the cheek as she slumbers... Someone who works at walmart and loves her job! She is known for having the ugliest meat curtain ever.
Aghhhh she got tea bagged! Shes such a brittani!
Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!
Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!
by Jped12 December 23, 2012
Get the Brittani mug.Brittani is the "unique" spelling of Britney; a common name for millennial girls born in the Midwest. She's got average intelligence, average looks, average style (she thinks she's a trendsetter tho) and comes from an average broken home. What sets her apart is not her unique spelling, but rather the inability to move past her average life. She often dwells on what really isn't major, but she needs something to feel special. Brittani's need a lot of love and understanding as they often suffer from mental disorders and serious substance abuse. Only a silly man/woman would marry a Brittani! Those who do, end up in the morgue shortly after, for reasons "unknown".
After we finished having sex, we fell asleep. When we woke up, Brittani had forgotten everything. She freaked out and stabbed me with a knife.
by takeyomeds February 12, 2019
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A hyper, twitchy, female. Located in Culpepper Virginia. Has no life and is on Myspace too much. Is very stylish, but has the body of a board. This attracts a lot of guys. She is an active participant in savage rape with her soulmate. You can point out a Brittani from 1,000 miles away.
by [A Name Here] June 24, 2008
Get the Brittani mug.A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
by Keithcakes. March 30, 2009
Get the Brittani mug.The deleterious progression of an individual caused by prolonged exposure to someone gayer than AIDS. Typical side-effects of Brettacisation include:
- Unnatural dislike for things that bring joy and happiness.
- Lack of interest in fun.
- Imposing fun hating ideologies on others.
- Love of all things phallic.
- Interest in cock in and around the mouth and anal areas.
- Unnatural dislike for things that bring joy and happiness.
- Lack of interest in fun.
- Imposing fun hating ideologies on others.
- Love of all things phallic.
- Interest in cock in and around the mouth and anal areas.
by QFP hater February 22, 2009
Get the Brettacisation mug.A huge bitch, and everybody knows it but don't tell the person named Bryttani, they talk behind her back because shes so fat and huge they think that she will consume them.
by Alicethestrange September 5, 2011
Get the Bryttani mug.The greatest person you will ever meet. She will do anything for a friend and she will be there when you need her the most. She normally makes stupid mistakes by going back to someone who has broken her heart. She is a beautiful and she gets along with everyone. Sometime she doesn't give good guys a chance.
by RickiFlave August 1, 2011
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