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breaking dawn

What is this "Breaking Dawn" you speak of? Fourth Twilight book?
No, the saga ended at Eclipse. There is no such thing as Renesmee, Bella's nasty hormones, or stuffing her face with eggs that Edward made for her on their unrealistic island in the sun, or Jacob becoming just as much of a pedophile as Edward is.
No.
Breaking Dawn never happened. It was just a bad dream people. Wake up now.
Last page of Eclipse:
"I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me...
but then I turned back around and forced that filthy bloodsucker to turn Bella into a vampire before he could knock her up so that little monster was never born, and then I hooked up with Leah. Happily ever after."
Breaking Dawn. Pssht.
by Uhhmm. No. January 11, 2009
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Breaking The Brown Ice

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010
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Breaking Benjamin

1.A great band out of my area... Has the greatest underground site EVER. www.shallowbay.com. It's amazing. 4500 members and growing :D

2.A band known only for We Are Not Alone

3.A band consisting of Ben burnley, Aaron Fink, Marcus James, and Chad Szeliga (it's all about the chad! :D)
Me:Dude, did you hear breaking benjamin's song topless?

Them:Topless? They don't wear shirts?

Me:Exactly
by jmeye47 April 13, 2005
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Breaking Good

A series revolving around Walter Black and his female student Jesse Pinkgirl who runs a meth business.
by Saitama 777 May 19, 2022
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Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.
Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever
by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019
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breaking benjamin

Best fuckin band gracing the face of the fucking earth. How anyone can not like them is beyond comprehension if ya ask me.
Get saturate and we are not alone.
Just a few of their good songs:
Water
Shallow bay (best fucking song ever)
Home (a song about the wizard of oz that kicks ass alot)
Phase
Sooner or later
Away
Firefly
So cold
Blow me away
Breaking Benjamin kicks much ass.
by Adrian September 24, 2005
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Breaking Benjamin

A hard rock/metal band hailing from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvannia. This band was originally called Plan 9 until a personal experience came. Ben Burnley the lead singer broke a microphone that he borrowed, the owner came on and said"thanks to benjamin for breaking my fucking mic". This band has influences such as Tool and Nirvana. They are a great band very unique sound. They have two albums out, Saturate and We Are Not Alone, a third entitled Phobia is set to come out August 8th.
man: Have you heard breaking benjamin, they rock!!
Breaking benjamin critic: Yea they are pretty good
man: And i thought u were a critic, that must mean they are very good
by chity chity bang bang September 4, 2008
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