Brainer

brainer or brain boner is when something satisfies the mind in a way to the extent of giving a mental erection.

Jimmy: "hey Dave did you know that 69,000 + 420 = 69,420"
Dave: "Jimmy you just gave me a raging brainer with that one"

by Beekmaster21 November 24, 2019

Jeff Brazier

'Famous' for going out with, and having a child with, Jade Goody, who is famous for being on Tv's Big Brother, and is now famous for being in celeb mags every week.
Later divorced Jade, and then went onto host or sparsely starring in dumbed down tv programming. He once played a game of celebrity football, with similar z list celebs
Apart from spreading his flawed genetics through child birth, he has done nothing of note

Jeff Brazier should've been sterilised

by smiek November 3, 2006

Brazzered

The art of ejaculating on a women's face. It is particularly applicable when she is not expecting it.

Fuck man, I totally brazzered that native last night! She started sceaming, oh god my eye, why did you do that? It's burning....

by KAJP August 27, 2010

Brazzers

1)(Noun) A very OK porn site that you fantasise about after seeing their ad on Pornhub, and when you finally pay for a subscription, you realise that although it is very good, it is actually not as good as you imagined.
2)(Verb) When you log on to brazzers.com to watch some very expensive but good porn.

1)A:"What are you gonna do" B:"Brazzers"

2)420 braz it

by ZeTroll May 13, 2015

Max brazier

A normal dude definitely not retarded

Hey your a cool guy definitely a max brazier

by Nibbafam September 24, 2019

No brainer

A girl who does not give head

person 1: I pulled my wee wee out and she did not want to suck it

person 2: yeah she is known as the only girl who doesn't give head she's a no brainer!

by DefTheDefguy July 25, 2022

Brazzerz

A colonial group of men that rebeled against the English Army, protesting that the taxes that were proposed were unjust and unlevied.

"we will not pay these unjust taxes" William Brazzerz

by MackDADDY 4114 January 21, 2009