Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

by AC603 March 31, 2008

Beater Shades

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018

Barteksplain

Giving an over the top or inappropriate explanation to a term, which nobody asked for.

"So basically what you do is, you place your hands like this and go 'rock paper scissors' then show what you want to play . Its simpler than you think" - Barteksplaining how to play rock-paper-scissors while under the influence.

by J.inja August 29, 2021

off the beaten path

a place that's not very well known to the general public, usually located in a secluded area.

I like hanging out at this pub once in a while after work. It's off the beaten path and I get a chance to relax for a while.

by Bungalow Bill August 21, 2006

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

wake and bate

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.

Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.

by brownmatthew November 9, 2009