brainers

Old trainers, where the front has worn down giving the appearance of a throbbing brain.

Haha check out his brainers!

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Brainerd

a shitty ass town who thinks they are b-town when really it’s bemidji. they also suck at hockey and every other sport and are bemidji wannabes.

should we go to brainerd or bemidji

bemidji obvi brainerd is shit

by nxjdjjsjsjss February 18, 2018

no-brainer

A girl who won't perform oral sex.

She's cool and all, but she's a no-brainer, so you'll have to settle for an old-fashioned.

by cuban April 26, 2005

No-Brainer

When a girl is giving head to a man and his dick goes up too far inside of her mouth and it punctures her brain.

"Yo! I gave Janet a No-Brainer last night! I think she's in a coma!!"

by Nerdness October 31, 2017

brainer

(noun) the cerebral equivalent of a boner; the act of being intellectually stimulated and titillated; when you have such a tantalizing and mentally arousing thought that your brain gets an erection.

I was scheming last night and devised such an ingenious plan that it gave me a raging brainer.

by Mr_Blue November 20, 2019

brainerz

Girl who loves to suck dick

That’s ruby , oh ruby the brainerz

by Kreilly September 21, 2020

Brainger

Smart, powerful family that are overweight and don't know how to keep a last name

The braingers had a wedding August 3

by 😩😏😉🤑😌 February 8, 2021