text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 5, 2010

Vain Booking

Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.

Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."

Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.

Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."

Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.

by Apostater November 12, 2010

Pookie wookie bookie bear

When a girl is referring to you in a cute or romantical way (they def want sex)

girl -Good mornin pookie wookie bookie bear how are u >_<-

boy -Good morning pookie-

the end

by Ericbutcooler August 26, 2023

bozosity

To do something dumb, stupidity, ridiculous, or foolish...

"The reason people use a small font is twofold: first, that they don’t know their material well enough; second, they think that more text is more convincing. Total bozosity." As used by Guy Kawasaki in one of his blog postings

by Ernie A. Cevallos October 1, 2007

drunk booking

When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.

The act of being drunk and on facebook.

Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.

Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.

Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.

by nickybobby October 20, 2009

Poop-booking

The act of facebooking while taking a poop.

While he was poop-booking, he accidentally got some turd on his laptop.

by scodata March 5, 2008

Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble

If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.

by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014