Bort

A cars butthole

When a cat shows you it’s butthole, free bort

by Butterkup August 30, 2022

borting

another cool word for “boring”

“my day was borting asfff” - anna

by jay but mostly anna March 19, 2021

Borted

For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.

I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!

by sophs..dictionnary November 21, 2022

Bort

(Verb) To disrupt someone.

I'm sick and tired of being borted one hoop after another.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Bort

Bort

Luke: “I’m going to bort all over your face.”
Gavin: “what is a bort?”

by Bort Sr. September 30, 2023

fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

Bort

A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.

Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake

Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots

Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm

Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions

May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior

"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025