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zooted and booted

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.
- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'
by annakousagi October 14, 2014
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Booth Jew

A person who sits alone in a booth, monopolizing that booth and keeping larger groups from using it.
That fat, ugly girl over there is such a booth jew because she damn-well knows noone is going to want to sit with her. There goes four perfectly good seats.
by TST-3M January 14, 2010
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john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.
Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.
by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005
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booternol

The ebonic version of Albuterol, a common asthma medication, and consumed in mass quantities among ghetto rats who smoke 3 packs per day.
Man I needs some of that booternol, My asthma be ackin up. Here holds my newport
by llwm127 February 14, 2009
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Boothtable

A Booth with a table.
Can we please be seated in a boothtable. A table with a booth not chairs.
by Drico6 March 30, 2010
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The Booth Singer

A male or female who while karaoke is being sung in a bar sings along to every single song and knows every song. But they will never actually get up and sing one, and also they are not intoxicated whatsoever.
"my friend levi is such a booth singer he was just singin away to james blunt but when we asked him to sing a song he says no and just sings them all at the booth (therefore he is the booth singer)"
by wolfmaneric321 January 10, 2008
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Bootyhole bandit

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.
by TheREALharryjones August 6, 2010
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