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Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'
"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.
by Mejico June 2, 2015
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Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.
by Ted December 6, 2004
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The Great Boomski

A deity often found by people under the influence of multiple substances.

The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there. God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.

After fighting through the brackets of all the deities, God and Boomski end up in the finals.

Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting God, so he wanders into God's locker room and finds God's slam piece - and God only has the finest slam piece. God's slam piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real thug, so he turned it out.

Boomski leaves feeling good and God comes in seeing his slam piece just demolished. God was angered by this.

The next day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his flex up.

BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.

He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.

BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.

He threw his dick over his shoulder and God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.

Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into space to watch over you, and to this day he still watches over us all.
The Great Boomski watches over you. The Great Boomski watches over us all.
by EleanorFrisby April 15, 2021
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perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.
Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.
by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008
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sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011
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boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.
Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
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Boobs

Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: Women's boobs ensure that humans continue to survive and thrive.

Guy 2: No kidding, the first time Emma showed me her boobs I couldn't stop smiling for a whole week.
by Emperor Shao Kahn July 16, 2019
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