Bonsed

adj.
Used to describe the state of someone who is drunk beyond belief.

Adam was bonsed last night, he chundered all over some bloke's shoes when he went for a piss.

by Matthew Quinn March 26, 2009

boniendo

The act of boneing,penatrating, or having intercourse with a female.

I want to boniendo that girl.
Damn, I'd love to boniendo her.

by The real K-Mart March 24, 2008

bunsen boys

derek and travis p fuck in the chem lab

Look at the bunsen boys go.

by bruhtaintman January 27, 2018

Bunsen Butter

The lubricant used to have anal sex. Unlike most, this lubricant is edible and tastes great. Bunsen butter light is low in trans fatty acids, calories, and is part of a well balanced diet.

Bunsen butter is the only lubricant my wife and I can eat and have hours of lubricated anal sex with.

A healthy low carb alternative is "I can't believe it's not bunsen butter light"

by Symore October 27, 2006

Brookly Bunsen Burner

When engaging in sexual intercourse with a broad(Preferably anal), use deep heat as a lubricant so that it causes a painful burning sensation. The Man can wear a condom if he wants to avoid the burn, but nobody likes condoms.

Any of you slappers up for a Brookly Bunsen Burner ?

by Mr.Bergstrom October 11, 2010

Bunsen

Also known as a Jan Bunsen. A woman with abnormal abundance of facial hair; beard stubble.

I felt guilty shaving, when I knew that a Bunsen at Toys 'R Us needed the Gilette a little more.

I have to shave to get rid of my Bunsen.

by otto November 11, 2004

bunsen

to walk around between 1 and 6 am, to find open cars with valuables to be sold usually by drug fenes who are desperate for cash

we need sum biks, lets go on a bunsen

by off guts December 9, 2008