bonksercise

being physically exercised by a ssgt to the point of death. usually in boots and utes and when survived resulting in extreme pain and discomfort. pain is usually long enough to ruin your weekend.

oh man, i got bonksercised today at the gym.

by horschel April 1, 2009

Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013

bonus poop

Any poop after the first of the day.

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.

by danny_insanity June 25, 2014

Bongus

Bongus is an adjective that means bad, that’s all! But saying “bongus” is so much better than saying “bad.”

Ugh, I have no time to complete this assignment- this is so bongus!

I ordered chicken tenders, but they were out- how bongus!

by Bongus.is.a.real.word September 11, 2021

got the bonus

The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.

Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!

by MH555 August 7, 2005

Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

Binkus

A very handsome individual, especially liked by gerudos and other tall ladies with abs.

Hey did you hear about how Binkus and Urbosa are getting married. Man if only I could be as handsome and cool as him.

by Henkbir December 11, 2021