Boneesh

The enlargement of a woman's clitoris when engorged with blood due to sexual arousal, i.e., the female equivalent of a boner.

Julie sat at work with a boneesh after several sexual IM conversations with a coworker.

The good thing about a boneesh, as opposed to a boner, is that you can walk around in public without anyone knowing.

by Chia74 July 2, 2008

bonerphobic

To be scared of boners

DUDE! GET AWAY FROM ME!! IM BONERPHOBIC!!
~lesbians~

by /x\pseudonym/x\ October 3, 2010

Bonephone

The telephone used by a phone sex provider.

You kids be quiet in there, Momma's gotta answer the bonephone!

by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013

Bonephonist

Phone sex provider.

It Anthony Wiener had a employed a professional bonephonist he wouldn't be having all these problems.

by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013

Boneup

Boneup is when a very sexual active man keeps f##king a woman without ever getting floppy

- Hey Pamela, wow you look so happy and relaxed!
- Oh yes of course I do, I got boneupped by 2 marvellous guys all night, beautiful!
- Oh Luck you, Pammy :-).

by Kingaldo September 16, 2019

Bonespured

{the cowardly act of avoiding a unpleasant task or job}

{He bonespured his way out of Vietnam}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

Bonespurred

Verb: The attempt to get out of something unpleasant, Usually by lying , crying wolf or, faking injury. Draft Dodger.

He bonespurred his way out of taking out the garbage. He bonespurred his way out of the military draft.

by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019