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Banana Boating

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.
If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.
by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010
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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
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Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
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Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.
Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
by Rora Marie January 2, 2008
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swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.
Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!
by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005
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Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.
Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse
by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011
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Banana Boating

she banana boating(ed) him and his balls fell off
he banana boating(ed) her and her tits exploded
by NightHunter November 9, 2011
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