Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

blumperdecker

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker

My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker

by mypimppony May 4, 2015

blukers

A slur for any vampire in the twilight series (not Alice- she is 🥵) 🧛🧄💩

Blood+sucker=bluker

Twilight vampires are such gaslighting blukers

by Beantwitry October 29, 2023

Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.

She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.

by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Blumper

A way to say good-bye from chatrooms. May be confused as an invitation to do dirty sex act.

Amy: Bye everyone!
Tom: Blumper Amy!
Amy: Ok, when and where?
Tom: ...

by vj28.8 January 2, 2011

blupper

Blupper is when you eat one meal during the entire day that ends up encompassing breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I didn't have time to eat breakfast, lunch, or supper today I just ate blupper. I enjoyed my Thanksgiving Day blupper.

by Garmeisterock March 12, 2011

Bauper Bint

A slang term for a very Welshy sounding person from the South Wales Valleys. Although some may find 'Bauper Bint' offensive it's actually an appreciative word of those with a real Welsh accent and a tendency to say Welsh slang terms such as 'mun', 'now in a minute' 'innit' and 'who's coat is that jacket'.

Dai: "Who's coat is that jacket then butt? I'm going to town now in a minute."

Evan: "That's Caridwyn's from the youth centre. Give us a lift then you BAUPER BINT!"

by Stefano & JJ September 20, 2012