blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Blohsh

Cute, adorable, sweet and affectionate

Look at how adorable blohsh

by billieblohshavocados April 15, 2019

Derek Bloom

Drummer for the post-hardcore band, From First to Last.

who's derek bloom?
he plays in FFTL

by meganie June 27, 2006

Blomdigity

A word you say when you have made success, winning.

"Blomdigity we won state championships!!!"

by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ February 28, 2015

Blomkey

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

by Sam Mill December 30, 2021