clockwork ninja

A person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. A clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.

from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":

CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.
(exact quote needed)

by jarmund June 27, 2007

clockwork mice

the sweet mice on bagpuss that sing all the time and are so cool. some of their names are:
charlie mouse
willie mouse
jenny mouse

(song sung by clockwork mice)
"heres a pin and heres a pingle
porcupines are always single
poor old 'pines they must not mingle
pingle pangle pingle"

(line spoken when mice are told they can't sing)
"mice like to sing. mice not sing, mice not work. MICE STRIKE!"

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

clockwork ninja

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.

person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."

by zenmonk November 17, 2005

Blomework

The act of receiving a scrumptious blowjob while doing homework or studying.

I invited Susie over to study tonight, hopefully we'll get some blomework done.

by Dicktionary101 October 15, 2009

Blocksworld Community

The blocksworld community is one of the worst and most toxic game communities

“tRoLLs dO cOuNt!1!1!1!1!”
Blocksworld community is pretty toxic

by Razor49 May 7, 2020

A Clockwork Orange

"Orange" - As in a sweetness, good and natural and "clockwork" - as wound up clockwork toy with a repeatable, dependable pattern.

Is the free spirit including its violence better than a controlled and contrived human mind?

George Bush would like us all to work like a clockwork orange.

by some droog September 28, 2005

clockworks

Artificial soldiers created by the Nazi Empire in the 1990s. The name derives from the managerie of gears located at the joins of the clockworks. Look like rusty skeletons, with haunting, emerald green eyes.

Thousands of clockworks stormed the Reichspalace in Berlin in order to overthrown the Fuhrer.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004