Arrest that black man

Bro shut up you are black
dont talk to me negro

Jamal: *eating ice cream innocently*
Caucasian male: *gets shot*
Old man Jenkins : “ARREST THAT BLACK MAN! GODDAMN NIGGER!”

by susmogus August 1, 2022

Black man syndrome

This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.

“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.

by the weeb February 27, 2021

black man's gravy

1. hot sauce; 2. Tabasco

You know I can't eat my greens without a little black man's gravy.

by actionlad November 15, 2005

Scary Scary Black Man

The adult version of the boogeyman. The scary scary black man can be seen lurking the streets in the wee hours of the morning preying on the fearful and light skinned. Has been known to steal car stereos as well as bicycles.

A wise man once told me to always check your closet for the scary scary black man before going to bed!!

by Dr. Waterdoo July 28, 2011

smack a black man

to go for a ride, often in a car.

1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.

by 4everful March 10, 2008

Black Man Credit Card

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.

Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"

by loganf221 June 4, 2010

black man stole my tv

when a black man breaks into you home and steals your tv while you are away or asleep. In most cases he is followed by his cousin with the vcr

black man stole my tv cuz im white

by dxman1000 April 21, 2011