blets

abbreviation of tablets/second (See Moses), first popularized by apple.

I watch Netflix on my 327 blets cable connection

by Soulburner October 24, 2023

bleth

bleeding to your death

omg ! the guy just blethed after being stabbed in the gut

by patryk_baitmen November 9, 2023

Bletching

When you put bleach up your pussy and queef it out at someone secretly from behind

I heard the unknown bletching bandit struck again at john's party last night all over your forehead

by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024

Bletty

An uncanny ability to miss shots at point-blank range while somehow landing accidental headshots on teammates
A persistent tendency to purchase expensive weapons only to immediately donate them to the enemy team
The belief that smoke grenades are purely decorative and flashbangs are best used against one's own team
An inexplicable attraction to sniper rifles despite having the aim of someone typing with oven mitts on

The term is believed to have originated from the sound made when such players attempt to defuse a bomb with 0.01 seconds remaining, followed by the inevitable explosion.
Usage: "Did you see that guy throw his molotov at his own feet and then try to jump through it? What a bletty!"

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025