Bango

The ancient, deranged king of Zimbabwe. He was notorious for playing the bongos, and growing coconuts that he hurled at people who tooted during his speeches. He was also well known for inventing the word "Dongo" and tooting all the time.

I just bopped you on the head with a coconut- you can just call me Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango!

by ItWasBangoDaWholeTiem March 9, 2014

balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 9, 2003

blagojevate

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.

I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.

by blagojevate January 29, 2009

Mango Bango

An explicit sexual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing anal sex on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. This act can only be considered a true Mango Bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a Ganny Smith apple.

Dude, I'm so totally tired, man. Last night, me, my girl, my dog, and some black guy had a crazy-ass Mango Bango.

by boydre January 5, 2007

Blingon

To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.

Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.

by aldeshsa May 13, 2009

anthony blanco

Anthony Blanco is the type of guy that is a beast at all sports and has an amazing body,he is well known for all the good funny shit he’s done with his life. Anthony is the type of guy that you don’t fuck with cause he can knock your ass out and he if you decide to he has major back “people that come and fuck you up” he is an overall great friend very loyal but the one things that pisses him off is when people screw you over and he will never go for a gold digger or a girl that dates a guy only for his achievements and his fam or the sport he plays

Wow Anthony is the shit

Don’t mess with Anthony Blanco

by Tankolanko January 7, 2018

Benny Blanco’d

That moment you meet your end at the hand of someone you unscrupulously or arrogantly hurt or wronged. Sometimes the punishment doesn’t fit the crime but other times it is a well deserved death. Benny Blanco from the Bronx was the character in the movie Carlito’s Way that killed Carlito at the end for giving him a beat down but not killing him. He never saw it coming!

Yo you fucked that dude up bad for no real reason, you better hope that shit don’t come back around and get Benny Blanco’d by a muthafucka.

Add any and all injustices or misdeeds to the first part of that sentence, it’s all applicable in this ‘Civilized’ world full of stupid and senseless people.

by Alex Kills from Miami May 9, 2020