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John: Hey babe, wanna chill later?
Jane: Why don't you ask Jen, I know you guys had sex last night asshole.
Joe: You hanging out with Jane tonight?
John: No man, she totally cyber bitchslapped me.
John: Hey babe, wanna chill later?
Jane: Why don't you ask Jen, I know you guys had sex last night asshole.
Joe: You hanging out with Jane tonight?
John: No man, she totally cyber bitchslapped me.
by kat1630033 June 19, 2011
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by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014
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by bitchslap bob July 26, 2009
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Get the Emotional bitchslap mug.When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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Get the bitchblack mug.The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.
We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.
by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013
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