Big Bird

Someone who is top tier in regards to ratchedness.

John W II is a big bird I know.

by heatherelise March 29, 2021

Big Bird

A Maine Flamingo. A viral sticker that swept America.

Your a Flamingo, I am a Man.

-Shortened version your a big bird.

by Popz Tha Khan December 10, 2022

big bird diplomacy

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011

big bird boner

An extremely large boner that is not able to be hidden under any circumstances. Approximately 9001 times the size of a Nathan.

see definition Nathan

Nathan-
A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.

"Sam, I was in the office reviewing papers when I noticed a female who had an incredibly attractive body. I instantly had a Nathan, and when she turned around, her face was just as magnificent as her body, at which point my Nathan turned into a BIG BIRD BONER."

by Flibbert February 8, 2010

Big Bird Cage

Function: noun
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).

"I was lucky during 'Nam," the Marine veteran told me. "For the duration of my tour, I pulled sea duty on the Big Bird Cage."

by Jon C. Hopwood March 5, 2006

Big Bird Math

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.

Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”

by MathPlus November 9, 2021