bisectional

Belonging to multiple sections of a high school band. Generally applies to band geeks.

1: "Woah, who's that guy?"
2: "Oh him? He plays the trumpet...and the sax...and the tuba."
1: "Wow!"
2: "Yeah, he's a bisectional horn star."

by proudbandgeek December 13, 2006

LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible

by fettfan91 March 15, 2010

biased

What every definition on this site is.

Everything I look up on here is so biased, it's not encyclopedic at all...

Is this really a dictionary? Everything is biased against itself.

by IYM October 20, 2021

Bible

A bible is (1,000,000) one milion dollars cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.

STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.

Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.

1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.

100 stacks equals a bible.

10 books equals a bible.

Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000

Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000

Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?

Tom: around 17 bibles

Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000

by joey jaw breakers FLA June 21, 2022

Bible Shag

Shagging with loud Biblical terms

Dan Dan (during Bible Shag): OH GOD! JESUS! HOLY FREAKING VIRGIN MOTHER OF CHRIST!

by Rediculously January 18, 2009

Bibley

An adjective used to describe things that are Biblical

Ben was a good Christian, his way of life was Bibley

by BABSMASTER5551325 January 20, 2010

Bibreastual

A woman who is into other women, but likes men way more; bisexual. Thinks that pussy is the grossest thing in the world but adores boobs. Would hook up with a girl from the waist up in a heartbeat but would never actually date a girl.

Girl 1: I have to tell you something.

Girl 2: what is it?

Girl 1: I think I am biBREASTual

Girl 2: what the hell is that?

Girl 1: I mean I would hook up with a girl hands-down, but the pants stay on. I wouldn't touch a pussy with a 10 foot pole but I love boobs

by Mandym222 September 23, 2016