backdoor barbarian

A rampaging ass-raper; one who destroys all in his path to plunder some male bunghole.

Watch out, that dude's a backdoor barbarian. he's not one of those gentle, sneaky homos that lurk in alleys hoping to catch a glimpse of some guy's pecker while he's taking a leak. He's more the pro-active sort who'll stop at nothing to satisfy his cravings for man-ass.

by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009

barbarian ass sex

To have sex in the anus in a barbaric manor.

Barbian ass sex is awesome.

Any body want some barbarian ass sex.

Man barbarian ass sex looses me up and gets me in the mood.

by fatcat346 October 3, 2002

Sneaky Librarian

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.

My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.

by FNG2UD April 20, 2010

Librarianism

When one has sexual fantasies about books. During the day.

I'm gonna get dirty with 'Religion in Contemporary Japan.' You're librarianism is off the charts.

by Librarian Barian Starian March 16, 2009

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.

That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by Kittlizzpizz June 29, 2010

Naughty Librarian

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Julia Stiles,

by April March 8, 2004

Barbarian Bloody Mary

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.

Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary

by austin holl. November 24, 2006