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beanjob

The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.
All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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honey banjo

One of those dental floss pics strung with twine, used to remove the crap from yo grill.
Hey, are we out of those honey banjoes? I've got a major case of spice rack.
by Lustrasilk September 10, 2006
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banjo string

the frenulum: the fine length of skin on the underside of the penis linking the fireman's helmet to the foreskin and main shaft, sensitive but also vulnerable during particularly rough sex
she wanted it rough and i didn't have any lube; my banjo string ripped and i'm in agony this morning
by Joe Blow99 July 10, 2006
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Beejowski

Dude i got a sweet beejowski last night i came all over her chest and face and down her throat
by brett squidbilly69 July 4, 2010
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banjostring

1. The elastic band of tissue connecting the foreskin of the penis to the underside of the glans; the fraenulum praeputii penis.

2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the Hillbilly or Billy Connolly.
Not quite so hard, Sarah; you'll snap my banjostring!
by Tama Boyle January 29, 2007
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Banjo Jammer

Any redneck white person; Or simply anyone that regularly listens to country music.
Guy1: "You see that redneck motherfucker over there?"
Guy2: "Oh you mean that Banjo Jammer in his truck?"
by Black_Stallion October 22, 2011
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banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.
Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!
by Mickey Terf December 1, 2016
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