beerventory

an inventory of the beer in the fridge.

Guy 1-"Dude, I'm on my way home. Peek in the fridge and do a beerventory for me."

Guy 2-"9 beers in the fridge"

Guy 1-Damn, thats not enough! Ill stop and grab some more."

by chipoperson February 13, 2010

Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.

Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"

by Camden Maine May 16, 2010

Beerchin

The large double chin a male or female develops after too much beer drinking over many weeks, similar to a beer gut, but this mainly affects the chin.

Have been really hitting the beer....look at me beerchin!

by Hippychickflower July 4, 2011

beercussion

The condition experienced the day following extreme over-consumption of beer, when symptoms of a concussion are exhibited; e.g., head pain, dizziness, loss of coordination, double vision, vomiting, nausea, memory loss.

Akin to a normal hangover, but specifically due to beer consumption.

"Bro... I downed so many Milwaukee's Beasts last night at the kegger, that I think I have a beercussion!"

by Lord Thrust February 4, 2013

beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013

Beerlebrity

A celebrity in the craft beer movement. A locally or nationally known brewer who works for a craft brewery.

beer celebrity beerlebrity

by VBBEER February 8, 2014

Bercem

Wallah beste mädchen. UNBESCHREIBLICH!!!!!
Bitch she`s just cute asf so shut the fuck up and let me eat my beans!!!!

i`m going to be very Bercem lol.

by NIGGAS NAMED HARAMBE February 11, 2019