Beaudean

Someone who pulls bitches all day everyday left right and centre Once you've had a beaudean in yah that's all you'll have If thou ever get a beaudean in yah you'll never forget it

Beaudean's pulling Bitches again

by Pullin all day bitches April 4, 2017

Beaned

The act of throwing a can of Bush Beans at such a high velocity, that it shatters a human skull.

Dude, I just Beaned someone in Hitman!

by General Canobi July 22, 2019

Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

BeamedByMatthew

this word is commoly used as a N_Word pass and a excuse of being an octapus

1: "aye you cant say that"---"dont worry i got BeamedByMatthew your Nigger"

by Monobebe June 29, 2022

fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

j-baued

came from jack bauer, the main character on the hit show 24. a common, slang term used to describe when someone is drunk/intoxicated. no one is too sure how this term came about.

i'm so j-baued right now i can hardly stand!

by mcguffles September 1, 2008

Beaved

When a person is 'Pussy Whipped'.

His wife won't let him go out because he's hardcore beaved.

by barleybosh January 13, 2008